The Robot Manifesto:
In the year 2091, the religious right wing arm of the Republican party has completely destroyed the last remnants of the constitution: freedom of speech. The final death blow to entertainment has been dealt, and all that is left is reality TV and game shows. Science has been replaced with creationism, and books have been outlawed. Laughter is unpatriotic and punishable with re-education. The brilliant Dr. Zarkov decides to take matters into his own hands and creates a Flesh Eating Robot that he sends back in time to destroy the people who began the downfall of civilization. Zarkov makes a list of people for the Robot to eat once he arrives in America circa 2007: Bill O'Reilly; Sean Hannity; Rush Limbaugh; Ann Coulter; Al Sharpton; James Dobson; Glen Beck; and all the employees of the FCC are the targets of the Flesh Eating Robot.
Upon arrival in our time, the F.E.R. discovers that the job is too much for one robot to handle, and begins assimilating like-minded individuals, infecting their primitive human forms with nano-bots that convert them to more efficient mechanical entities. They include bitter black comic Damus Smith, Mexican mule Lola Likmoore, failed filmmaker Elroy, pissed off poet Roxy Cotin, angry architect Billy Simpson, frustrated musician Eric Sykes, and internet prowler Brian Garrison, along with alcoholic-in-waiting Randy Santerfeit and brain washed Bryant Hicks. These human-machine hybrid cyborg beings are now the Flesh Eating Robots, cursed to roam the planet eating everything that is politically correct to save the future from extreme lameness .