Billy Simpson

Performer/writer/musician

As an angry architect, Billy would blow off steam by trolling open mic nights for damaged female comedians to seduce. One of them turned out to be a man in drag, and so scared him that he tried to commit suicide by crucifying himself... but he couldn’t get the last nail in. He was stopped by the F.E.R. and given a choice: join the cause and help stop the death of comedy as we know it, or have his last nail hammered in. Billy chose salvation.

• Name: Slicey McDicey
• No consumptions yet
• Targets: Carlos Mencia; Jamie Kennedy
• Height: 10'11"
• Weight: 369lbs
• Blarm (Blade Arm) on the right
• Killing Claw on the left
• Radioactive Roller Blades