Brian Garrison

Head Writer/Animator

Everybody in Brian's' life would call him Mr. Garrison from South Park, and at first it was cute. But after 10 years he couldn't take it anymore. He finally snapped when a Blockbuster employee asked him where Mr. Hand was. He started shoving all of Paulie Shores DVDs down his throat. Encino man killed him off. Before Brian was executed the FER came to his rescue.

• Name: Not Mr. Garrison
• 1st consumption: Richard Jeni
• Next Target: Dane Cook
• Height: 20 ft
• Weight: 2,001 lbs
• Laser Beam eye sockets
• Skull crushing titanium teeth