Damus Smith

Performer/writer

Before his transformation, Damus Smith was a typical young Negro growing up in suburban U.S.A. - rocking out to Creed, and practicing his golf swing. On the weekends he would try out his stand up routine in front of tens of people. Soon the evil improv group, 12 Drink Minimum, became jealous and poisoned him with fried chicken and collard greens. But before he died the F.E.R. came upon him and gave him a new life and a new passion.

• Name: Screw Nut Bucket
• 1st consumption: James Brown
• Next target: Al Sharpton
• Height: 12'
• weight: 475 lbs
• 16 caliber machine gun right arm
• 200 watt stun rifle left arm
• Fusion fuel cell rocket feet