Roxy Cotin

Performer/muse

While reading some of her poetry at the local coffee shop/comic book store, Roxy Cotin accidentally overdosed on ginseng tea and classic coke. On the ride in the ambulance she woke from her coma and thought the paramedics were aliens preparing to anally probe her. When they refused she got pissed and killed them. When the F.E.R. read about this in the paper he busted her out of jail and gave her a new life.

• Name: Silver Sulfate
• 1st Consumption: Anna Nicole Smith
• Next target: the cast of the second season of Laguna Beach
• Height: 20'
• Weight: too afraid to ask
• Baby Arm pincher hands
• DVD chest screen playing “Sex and the City” re-runs
• Weeble Wobble Legs